My chest and throat are on fire, my right nostril is dammed while the left is leaking, my tummy hates everything I serve and sends it all back, my epiglottis is trying to fly away and fanning the flames of the throat fire which then causes the chest fire to surge. It's all making my brain, my main office, scramble and try to keep up which is causing IT to be in an uproar.
All because of some neon yellow and Dijon mustard yellow-brown colored ooze that even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wouldn't go near. I want my body back :P
Even my jokes are dumb today :)
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