Chocolate Makes My Bluejeans Shrink

Chocolate Makes My BlueJeans Shrink
-Charity Dow

I told him, I'm going out with my girlfriends
Candy House Chocolates by Richardson's
Lord have mercy, I could only think
Was Chocolate makes my bluejeans shrink.

I'd better put a longer t-shirt on
I know what happens when I eat Bon-bons
My hems are missin', all my zippers kinked
'Cause chocolate makes my bluejeans shrink

It starts with slippin' into a stall
Loos'nin my belt a couple holes
Pull my t-shirt down past my drawers
Pop a button down the toi-- sink

My lipstick line and shade'll smudge
If the chocolateer's offer sample-fudge
I'm gonna come home with a stomach-ache
Oh yeah, chocolate makes my blue jeans shrink

I can handle any buffet lunch
Family pot-lucks and office munch
Silver Dollar City and all their treats
But. Chocolate makes my blue jeans shrink

No saboteur, of my friends,
I'm not the only one
Come mornin' we'll ALL say
Agh! What have I done???
The scale number's gonna make me blink
Oh, how chocolate makes my blue jeans shrink!

Chocolate makes my stretchy flares shrink!

Chocolate makes my fat jeans shrink!

Honey, where're my Ferrero Rocher?...