7 Doctors, a specially trained RN, toss in a few nursing assistants and 6 coaches on a rotating schedule.
With all that, you'd think I'd be a mutant with a superpower by now.
The only power I've been granted is a cat-like existence: I have several lives apparently. I've died a few times, slipped into a near coma, lost the use of my left arm, have internal brain damage that's causing serious lapses in memory and misfires in motor skills. I've been shot, cut, strangled, punched in the temple, and drugged then left for dead... With all the "clinically dead" scares??? Where's my power. Nowhere, that's where,
Oo-oo-oooooo... Maybe my brain injury will become a psychic power! That way, I know when I'm about to almost die; so I can avoid it!
Ugh, sigh...
Cat woman has my sympathies
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